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techy.Bytes - November 2007

Programming can get rather surreal when you're as clumsy as me at it. Right now my game is virtually finished save for a few 'small' problems. Well a few problems that should be small. See, theres something wrong with the code that goes beyond the code. To explain better I'm going to give a real world example of the problem I'm facing:

Imagine you go to the store to buy apples. If you buy one fresh apple then the batch of oranges you have at home will go rotten. If you buy two fresh apples then half the batch of oranges you have at home will go rotten. Now if you buy two rotten apples all the oranges at home will stay fresh and whats more, once you get home you'll find the rotten apples you bought have suddenly become fresh. Oh wait, except you look at the batch of oranges you already had and discover one of them has just transformed into a strawberry.


In all the above scenarios you go back to the store demanding a refund only to discover everything is fine, allyour apples and oranges are fresh again. You go home confused and you find everything has messed up AGAIN. You can't understand it, when you try to return your defected goods they work fine, when you take them home they stuff up.

Now you live in an alternate dimension where things should go by physical laws as we understand them here in the good 'ol third dimenion. Except they don't always work according to plan, since in this dimension your perception can often be drastically different to whats happening.

From what you understand there is a generel law that links up the apples you buy with the oranges at home. However seperate they may both appear they are connected by the world you live in. You understand it has something to do with bending space and time but you just don't get what it could possibly be thats linking up these apples and oranges in such an absurd way.



Confused? Yes, I am too, and honestly, I am on the verge of giving up this little project. I'm so close to finishing yet so far from the finish line.

Screenshot from my game
Here's a Screenshot From the Game
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Chris Crocker is a Fake, But Funny

November 24th 2007 16:54
There's a strong aurora of fakeness here which has led me to believe that Mr. Crocker is a fake.



He's too good to be true which has led me to believe he's just some nut dressed in drag looking for attention (and getting it). Maybe it's just his MySpace thats getting to me, too commercialized.
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Wii To Get Unreal Engine 3

November 23rd 2007 13:51
During an interview Mark Reign, notable Nintendo pessimist, said that an unnamed Unreal Engine 3 licensee was porting over the engine to the Wii.

I know one of our licensee who's giving it a shot; it's their own port, in the same way Ubisoft brought Unreal Engine 2 to the Wii - I mean Splinter Cell and Red Steel - Unreal Engine 2, and there's a few others... but it's just, we won't don't do it ourselves.

So there you have it folks, UE3 coming to the Wii through an unnamed third party. Will it be just like UE2 only with excessive bloom? Only time will tell.

VIA Kikizo
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I'm honestly stuck between deciding if the Daily Show is more entertaining than the Colbert Report or vice versa, they both have their days and off days. I was hoping that when the writers took advantage of YouTube to get their message across about their strikes I could finally pick which side could more funnily express their views.

Who are funnier? The Daily Show writers satirize the news, the Colbert Report writers become the news, and honestly, even without the slick production and the distinct lack of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert they're funny as hell. Maybe YouTube will start paying them to do their own shows online and get media companies to pay them to show it on TV


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Boeing Tests Laser Avenger

November 14th 2007 14:50
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Alienware Laptop - Not so Cool, More like HOT
Call me crazy if you will but I fail to see the point of a laptop more powerful than most desktop computers selling for up to 50% more than other equally powerful desktop computers.

For something the battery will die in a matter of minutes - what with that sort of power consumption, for another you won't get near peak performance when not plugged in to a power output, so for that 15 minutes the damn thing is running you'll find you're not able to use it to its highest potential


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Small PC - Big Power
Sometimes I wonder why people buy expensive computers. I've brought it up many-a-times in the past, if cheap computers were made available (as new) they would sell bucket loads.

The new Wal-Mart PC costing less than $200 but being able to do the typical word editing/internet surfing has been a huge hit and the first batch has sold out. Why? Well trust someone to spin this against Microsoft but personally I think it’s all about price vs. feature ratio


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The Most Romantic Comic Strip Ever

November 14th 2007 04:19
Romantic Comic Strip
Brought to you by XKCD
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Super Sonic Fighter
Artist Impression of Bin Ladens Future Jet
Now I know it's all well and good and you shouldn't judge a family by the black sheep, but theres a sense of irony here, isn't there?

I apologise, that was in bad taste


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Robotic vehicles with various sensors, from cameras to lasers, were put side by side in a race to prove their worth, not necessarily as the fastest vehicles, but the most reliable. The winner will be decided based on a combination of time completion, observation of road laws, and safety.

Driverless Cars Robo-Cars

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Candy Mountain

November 5th 2007 15:21
"Candy Mountain" is a fantastic example of where some online games may be heading, presenting a 3D world to go run and shoot stuff.

Candy Mountain

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I must admit that I think theres something wrong here, are the results biased? Are they inaccurate? Do people lie when they say that they still buy music? It all really doesn't gel, but thats what the research conducted in Canada suggests.

In the aggregate, we are unable to discover any direct relationship between P2P file-sharing and CD purchases in Canada. The analysis of the entire Canadian population does not uncover either a positive or negative relationship between the number of files downloaded from P2P networks and CDs purchased. That is, we find no direct evidence to suggest that the net effect of P2P file-sharing on CD purchasing is either positive or negative for Canada as a whole. These inferences are based on the results obtained from estimation of the negative binomial models

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Sharing is Caring in the Music Industry

I must admit that I think theres something wrong here, are the results biased? Are they inaccurate? Do people lie when they say that they still buy music? It all really doesn't gel, but thats what the research conducted in Canada suggests.

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In Australia it's quite clear that legal tender cannot be refused as a method of payment so long as it it meets the following conditions:

not exceeding 20¢ if 1¢ and/or 2¢ coins are offered;

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Super Communist Mario

November 3rd 2007 10:07
Super Communist Mario
Back during the days when Nintendo was just settling into America and the world was not *quite* over the communist scare there came a happy little Italian Plumber. He wore red and flew a flag with a red star on it. He was Mario. He was commie.

Reading this article on Mario's alleged ties with communism I can't help but wonder if the writer is joking, sadly that probably isn't the case


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Sometimes you get caught up in the little details that you think somehow contribute to the broader picture, you might even think these little details actually mean more than they really do. Microsoft has suffered considerably rumours yet enjoyed considerably more success with Windows Vista than virtually any other of its products in history.

Criticisms involve such things as 'Microsoft is still supporting Windows XP which shows how little confidence they have in Vista' is nothing more than spin. Yes Microsoft still supports Windows XP (with a big update coming) and will probably continue to support Windows XP well into the life of Vista and probably won't stop supporting XP until Vista 2.0 is just around the corner. Windows 98 and 95 recieved the same treatment and few would argue that in hindsight 98 was not a considerable leap over 95 so I'll let that speak for itself


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