Speak of the Week #9 'I'm a Dog' by Morgan Bell
February 13th 2009 10:13
An animal psychologist once said that dogs will often forget why they are somewhere or why are they are doing something. Today I felt like a dog.
Here I was in the middle of coles on a friday thinking to myself 'Why am I shopping at the hellhole known as Coles? Why am I doing it on friday? Why didn't I go shopping yesterday? And why the hell are there so many people in today?'
It was a mystery, I hate Coles with a passion, I want to destroy it, murder it even. As I walked past the crowd I overheard someone say 'it's usually not so full on Fridays' and I suddenly realized, Fridays is the day I take out the trash (and had forgotten) but more importantly I had received an email from a certain Morgan Bell suggesting something or another about Coles donating all their profits to the bushfire victims this Friday.
It totally makes sense now, of course I still hate Coles and wouldn't put it past them to lie about their supposed
Here I was in the middle of coles on a friday thinking to myself 'Why am I shopping at the hellhole known as Coles? Why am I doing it on friday? Why didn't I go shopping yesterday? And why the hell are there so many people in today?'
It was a mystery, I hate Coles with a passion, I want to destroy it, murder it even. As I walked past the crowd I overheard someone say 'it's usually not so full on Fridays' and I suddenly realized, Fridays is the day I take out the trash (and had forgotten) but more importantly I had received an email from a certain Morgan Bell suggesting something or another about Coles donating all their profits to the bushfire victims this Friday.
It totally makes sense now, of course I still hate Coles and wouldn't put it past them to lie about their supposed
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