Conservatives are Morons - Born and Bred as Such
April 26th 2007 15:53
They are always bred as such, you never get someone who's 30 who decides to be a conservative, ever. I know someone will point out such and such exception but whoever this exception might be is also a moron and has been bred as such.
What I'll never understand is how someone can compare Bill Clinton lying about getting a Blow Job to George Bush lying about Iraq having WMDs capable of being launched within 45 minutes at the 'developed' west and going to a war which costs over a trillion dollars to a nation already in heaby debt.
What I'll never understand is how a conservative will say Bill Clinton was a bad president because he wanted sex, despite the fact he presided over the longest economic expansion in US history, what I'll never understand is how a conservative thinks thats crap and thinks George Bush is the better president for presiding over the most ill conceived war in human history.
What I'll never understand is how a conservative can say marijuana should be banned and alcohols should remain legal when in fact alcohol is what destroys lives far worse than marijuana could ever, alcohol damages the body worse then marijuana could ever in fact marijuana is no more than a gateway drug, its affects are far less deadly than alcohol.
What I'll never understand is how a conservative can claim faster internet is only good for kids watching porn and playing games.
What I'll never understand is a conservative who claims the only way we can have our freedom is by taking away said freedom.
What I'll never understand is a conservative who claims torturing one person is good because it will keep fifty terrorists in jail and save 20,000 lives, with no reality check, just empty threat.
What I'll never understand is how conservatives justify high spending on war to keep Americans safe when 18,000 people a year die in the US as a direct result due to a lack of health insurance due to budget cuts being spent on a war to prevent another terrorist attack that will probably never happen within the next five years which may or may not kill 3000 people.
What I'll never understand is how a conservative has the ability to claim imminent terrorist threats after the past 6 years and still expect to be treated seriously.
What I'll never understand is how next to Muslims conservatives blame liberals for the worlds problems.
What I'll never understand is how conservatives blame religions that aren't evangelical Christians for the worlds problems yet turn a blind eye to the fact it's politics, namely their politics, that created the worlds problems to begin with, yet they go and blame liberals for those.
What I'll never understand is how conservatives think everyone should 'integrate' into society, and when they do integrate, claim the integration isn't enough, because 'integrate' in their mind is being a white evangelical Christian.
Oh wait, I can understand it all, conservatives are morons, plain and simple.
There is never a need to go 'in depth', with conservatives it's just the same reason over and over again, they are inherent morons, or at least the ones representing conservatives are, perhaps I am being evil here because I am talking about the far right and there are good people who happen to be conservative too, but as it stands, these conservatives are running the show like how rotten eggs take up the smell in a kitchen.
What I'll never understand is how someone can compare Bill Clinton lying about getting a Blow Job to George Bush lying about Iraq having WMDs capable of being launched within 45 minutes at the 'developed' west and going to a war which costs over a trillion dollars to a nation already in heaby debt.
What I'll never understand is how a conservative will say Bill Clinton was a bad president because he wanted sex, despite the fact he presided over the longest economic expansion in US history, what I'll never understand is how a conservative thinks thats crap and thinks George Bush is the better president for presiding over the most ill conceived war in human history.
What I'll never understand is how a conservative can say marijuana should be banned and alcohols should remain legal when in fact alcohol is what destroys lives far worse than marijuana could ever, alcohol damages the body worse then marijuana could ever in fact marijuana is no more than a gateway drug, its affects are far less deadly than alcohol.
What I'll never understand is how a conservative can claim faster internet is only good for kids watching porn and playing games.
What I'll never understand is a conservative who claims the only way we can have our freedom is by taking away said freedom.
What I'll never understand is a conservative who claims torturing one person is good because it will keep fifty terrorists in jail and save 20,000 lives, with no reality check, just empty threat.
What I'll never understand is how conservatives justify high spending on war to keep Americans safe when 18,000 people a year die in the US as a direct result due to a lack of health insurance due to budget cuts being spent on a war to prevent another terrorist attack that will probably never happen within the next five years which may or may not kill 3000 people.
What I'll never understand is how a conservative has the ability to claim imminent terrorist threats after the past 6 years and still expect to be treated seriously.
What I'll never understand is how next to Muslims conservatives blame liberals for the worlds problems.
What I'll never understand is how conservatives blame religions that aren't evangelical Christians for the worlds problems yet turn a blind eye to the fact it's politics, namely their politics, that created the worlds problems to begin with, yet they go and blame liberals for those.
What I'll never understand is how conservatives think everyone should 'integrate' into society, and when they do integrate, claim the integration isn't enough, because 'integrate' in their mind is being a white evangelical Christian.
Oh wait, I can understand it all, conservatives are morons, plain and simple.
There is never a need to go 'in depth', with conservatives it's just the same reason over and over again, they are inherent morons, or at least the ones representing conservatives are, perhaps I am being evil here because I am talking about the far right and there are good people who happen to be conservative too, but as it stands, these conservatives are running the show like how rotten eggs take up the smell in a kitchen.
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Comment by D. Armenta
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I don't belong to either Cons or Libs, but I agree with some of the views of each party.
Guess I'm a Libertive. Or a Conserberal.
Comment by Ahmed
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Who takes them seriously? Morons living in the deep south, who else? More morons not living in the deep south, seriously, the fact alone that people who watch a satire liberal comedy show are more learned of the current political situation compared to people who watch a serious conservative show is more than enough to know what kind of a stupid idiot you have to be to be a conservative.
Comment by Nickoftime's Sanity Corner
agreed with alot of what you said...but I'm neither liberal or conservative...I have my own views and opinions...some jibe with yours while other's do not..
All I know is in MY opinion, that freakin Dictator Bush needs to ousted out of the White House before he starts another god damned war!
Yeah I know strongs words...but this Administration sucks ass...those are my thoughts and I'm stickin to em lol
Great post!
Take care,
Nick
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Comment by yoda76
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Nice post Ahmed. Now breathe, and have a glass of water...
;o)
Comment by Ahmed
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When they aren't blindly accusing 'liberals' of pumping fear into the masses via such 'myths' like global warming they are busily away trying to get people scared of yet another 'imminent' terrorist attack.
Lack back in the days of communism, except we have internet now.
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