Dumb Blonde Kills Three in Suicide
October 31st 2007 18:36
A dumb blonde decided she had enough and crashed her car instantly killing three people in the car she crashed into. She survived with a broken angle.
She will now be sentenced to death leaving behind a legacy of dumb blonde jokes.
So the last part was not true, but the rest of it is. Dumb blonde wants to commit suicide, rams into another car, kills three people, survivies with a broken ankle. Isn't life just wonderful? It's like the whole Britney Spears thing except she's younger.
The only way this could become more surreal is if she gets sent to death row and subsequently put under suicide watch. God knows how many more peoples lives will be at risk should she try to kill herself again!
She will now be sentenced to death leaving behind a legacy of dumb blonde jokes.
So the last part was not true, but the rest of it is. Dumb blonde wants to commit suicide, rams into another car, kills three people, survivies with a broken ankle. Isn't life just wonderful? It's like the whole Britney Spears thing except she's younger.
The only way this could become more surreal is if she gets sent to death row and subsequently put under suicide watch. God knows how many more peoples lives will be at risk should she try to kill herself again!
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