Farts - How to Dispose of the Smell Quickly
June 14th 2007 13:18
A scientific experiment and analysis that shows what the best thing to do after farting is to avoid the smell, especially in an enclosed area with lots of other people. 'He did it!' would work best here.
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The video interested me so much so that I visited Wikipedia to find out about farts (or more accurately 'flatulence'). I discovered some interesting things about them.
For instance the typical 'flatus' contains hydrogen, were talking about raw hydrogen here, alternative fuels anyone? Whats that you say? We don't fart enough? Nope, wrong, we fart twenty to thirty times a night on average.
Obviously we shouldn't be escaping our farts, we should be embracing them. All we need to do is catch the farts... somehow.
Naturally the internet wouldn't dissapoint, I found this helpful infomercial:
Though it is kind of rusty, wouldn't want to sleep with that sticking out of me buttocks. A more modern alternative:
Seriously, we could solve our energy problems through the power of fart alone. If there are those of us who don't fart much other people who fart more could sell theres.
Hey it's crazy, but in ten to twenty years it might be a reality.
Farts Studing - Watch more free videos
The video interested me so much so that I visited Wikipedia to find out about farts (or more accurately 'flatulence'). I discovered some interesting things about them.
For instance the typical 'flatus' contains hydrogen, were talking about raw hydrogen here, alternative fuels anyone? Whats that you say? We don't fart enough? Nope, wrong, we fart twenty to thirty times a night on average.
Obviously we shouldn't be escaping our farts, we should be embracing them. All we need to do is catch the farts... somehow.
Naturally the internet wouldn't dissapoint, I found this helpful infomercial:
Though it is kind of rusty, wouldn't want to sleep with that sticking out of me buttocks. A more modern alternative:
Seriously, we could solve our energy problems through the power of fart alone. If there are those of us who don't fart much other people who fart more could sell theres.
Hey it's crazy, but in ten to twenty years it might be a reality.
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Expect to be put under 'investigation' after that though
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in dutch:: pas wind
in german: führen Sie Wind
in italian: passi il vento
portugese: passe o vento
spanish: pase el viento
personally, i think it is most sexy to fart in spanish.
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