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Crazy People on the Internet: The Female Sociopath

November 6th 2008 13:13
Statistically speaking I'd say 95% of women are sociopaths while maybe 5% of men are the same. Today however I am going to be talking about a very special sociopath, a woman who is the very definition of that c word I shall not mention.

Her name is Jocelyn and from what I can see she is a self righteous control freak, feminist nut and of course, a sociopath.

Her post, 'Takin' a pot shot!' probably best describes her on a number of levels and is all I need in 'analyzing' her.

But first lets start with what she thinks of herself:


I'm a no-nonsense woman. I take what's mine, and I expect what's coming to me. Sometimes I like to play mind games. My kids are wonderful, but they're a pain in the ass too. My husband recently left us, and we couldn't be happier. If you want to get with me you'd better be ready to take care of my needs. I have no time for you no-account fools.

'My husband recently left us, and we couldn't be happier' or as I read it 'my husband recently left us and my kids better not think otherwise'. As a general rule, children do not like it when either of their parents leave, I don't care if the husband in question was abusive or retarded but by the sound of it she seems to have had something rather personal against him and is clearly willing to use her children against him, 'my kids didn't like him so there!'. So she's probably scared her children into liking that their father has left.

Well that covers control freak.

She ends with how 'if you want to get with me you'd better be ready to take care of my needs', well I don't think anyone would want to get with her but, you be the judge...


sociopath



In this post she starts by ranting and raving 'thanks for nothing' because apparently everyone in the country did not write in Hillary Clinton. Hmm. She details how she wasted her vote and some other oddball things about not paying taxes.

So we can safely assume she's in with the PUMA crowd and a feminist nut. Kind of obvious no?


Now for my favorite part,

There's the handicapped accessible stall (that's the one I like), and there's the one regular stall next to it. In order to maintain my privacy, I usually pull the door shut on the regular stall before going into the other, so it looks like they're both occupied.

What privacy? Your rights should begin and end at the walls of your stall, and fancy using the disabled one eh? That's for people who are, you know, disabled, and not mentally as you clearly are (you belong in a nut house). Now if you said something like "I couldn't hold it in and found the normal toilet occupied so I used the disabled one" you'd be justified, but using the disabled one while the toilet for the able bodied is free? Shame on you, do you park in the disabled car spaces because you figure no one disabled will be using them?

Maybe the disabled one is just cleaner and you don't want to get messy. That's fine... or maybe not, since you say,
yesterday some bitch came in ... She checked both stall doors, pulled the second door free, and made her way inside and onto the seat. Not only was I aggravated by having my privacy disturbed, but this person didn't even give me time to get up out of there before letting loose with what sounded like a broken garbage bag full of Brunswick stew.

So your privacy was invalidated because a woman came in and loudly used the toilet next to yours? Far be it for me to say but when you use a public restroom you implicitly sign a waver on such events taking place and any psychological damage it might do to you.

Oh but not you, no, this 40-something dinosaur suffering from Princess Bitch Syndrome isn't going to have none of it, so what does she do?

I wadded up a giant ball of toilet paper and sanitary seat covers, dipped it all the way into the toilet, and tossed it over the wall of the stall. As she screamed with surprise, I leaped out of my stall, flipped off the light, and ran down the hall

Once you're done taking that in, read on:

I must say, it felt damn good to stand up for myself!

So this 'brave feminist' stood up to herself by dipping her hand in a public toilet full of her own shit and throwing the contents she took out of it into the stall next to hers. Wow, real brave *claps*

Sociopath in every sense of the word.


/it's a pity she isn't a real person
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Comment by Joss

November 6th 2008 13:44
I use the handicapped accessible stall becauseI like to
stretch my legs when I poop!! Don't judge me!

Comment by Morgan Bell

November 6th 2008 14:22
95% of women are sociopaths

well thats quite a high estimate!

Comment by Ahmed

November 6th 2008 15:55
well thats quite a high estimate!

based on a random sampling of 1000 crazy women.

Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling

November 6th 2008 18:32
I just read the link.

She belongs on Orble.

Comment by Nevar

November 7th 2008 01:21
Oh, wow . . . she'd be a great comic foil for Ruby's stuff.

Comment by RubySoho

November 7th 2008 02:57
Raven, when are you going to cut the crap?

Comment by Nevar

November 7th 2008 03:40


What I like about the woman, is that in spite of herself, she birthed children and is raising them. I find that I can forgive other short comings in light of that fact Ahmed.

Comment by Damo

November 7th 2008 04:51
She would fit right in.

Comment by Wynona Lavota

November 7th 2008 06:23
What? Who is this woman and why did you waste a blog on her?

Comment by Ahmed

November 7th 2008 06:53
What? Who is this woman and why did you waste a blog on her?

I didn't know blogs existed in finite quantities.

Comment by Always Eighteen

November 7th 2008 13:58
Hahaha.

The comments in her blog are more entertaining than Jerry Springer.

Comment by Nevar

November 7th 2008 17:14
Exactly.

Comment by Lilla

November 7th 2008 22:21
Sounds to me like her (ex-husband) was the analy rententive type, big time!

Comment by unsubscribeme

November 8th 2008 20:36
sounds like her retarded exhusband wrote the blog post

Comment by Anonymous

November 9th 2008 01:43
arghhhhhhhhh reminds me of my ex. hmmm wonder what kind of sociopath or otherwise I was / am to have wanted it in the first place????

hmmmmmm

if 95% of females are sociopaths and only i.e.36% are single whatever..and of the other 64% , 50% are gay that leaves 34% with blokes well at least males as partners..what is those blokes psychology like, if theyre in relationships with sociopaths???

5% and 95% cant be even close right LOL.

Comment by Janet Collins

November 9th 2008 10:52
I followed the link and all I learned was anyone but anyone can set up a website. What does that say exactly about the ability to set up a website? Roket science?

Comment by Steve

July 14th 2009 17:15
The best part is, this man-hating douchebag has the word "Testes" in her name!!! HI-larious!

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