The Small Penis
June 2nd 2007 14:07
I tend to be put off by vulgar or low brow jokes, I'm more of a Black Adder type of guy than Mr. Bean, there was this one time I thought up the most depraved and sexist joke this side of the galaxy, no way in hell will I ever say it.
But this isn't about me, this is about the galaxy, this is about one day communicating with aliens from another world, this is about how aliens will think were a bunch of freaks who did not evolve proper via natural selection and have found the need to walk around showing off a mans penis yet pretend the womans 'sensitive' area is next to non-existant (bleh ok, I'm just waiting to be laughed at right now).
Just think about it, aliens look at that picture and look at the womans crotch, then they look at a picture of Britney Spears, it just doesn't add up, what will they think of us?
Nasa sent a capsule up into space so that aliens might see it, I don't know what aliens will make of it, though...
In hindsight (and sight of the penis) the artist might have been a woman. Statistically speaking more women think a mans penis is smaller than men do, I don't know... I'm just a boy.
But this isn't about me, this is about the galaxy, this is about one day communicating with aliens from another world, this is about how aliens will think were a bunch of freaks who did not evolve proper via natural selection and have found the need to walk around showing off a mans penis yet pretend the womans 'sensitive' area is next to non-existant (bleh ok, I'm just waiting to be laughed at right now).
Just think about it, aliens look at that picture and look at the womans crotch, then they look at a picture of Britney Spears, it just doesn't add up, what will they think of us?
Nasa sent a capsule up into space so that aliens might see it, I don't know what aliens will make of it, though...
In hindsight (and sight of the penis) the artist might have been a woman. Statistically speaking more women think a mans penis is smaller than men do, I don't know... I'm just a boy.
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