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Since Microsoft decided to, you know, start advertising, Apple has done what even I thought would be too low for them, attack Microsoft for advertising.

The new Microsoft ad:



Apples response.


This from the company which declared the mighty mouse a 'two button wonder', how much did coming up with that cost?
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Apple Continues War Against Blogs

December 23rd 2007 10:28
Who said Apple was into all the hip stuff? When it involves something as incriminating as rumours or comments about Apple's behaviour or even comment on matters as a self confessed 'fake' Apple employee and (*gasp*) Apple attacks. Now famous Steve Jobs impersonator 'Fake Steve Jobs' is being threatened by the Apple legal team.

From his Blog:

This is followed by a recommendation that I retain an attorney to represent me. And then, I swear to friggin God, there's a list of my assets with an estimated value for each and I suppose the implied threat that I stand to lose them. Which kinda scares the living shit out of me, to be honest, since they've got a pretty thorough list, which means they've been doing some research on this and the offer didn't just come out of thin air. Their lists includes my home address, most recent assessed value of my house and all the information about my mortgage; a rental property that we own; my bank accounts and investment accounts, including the college funds for our kids, whose names are used; and our boat and two cars.


Source

It should be noted that Fake Steve Jobs is in fact a professional writer who was most recently hired by Forbes. In any case the question must be asked, what has happened to freedom of the press?
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Apple Shuts Down Blog

December 20th 2007 16:13
Apple Sues Think Secret
Apple has reached a confidential agreement with popular Mac Rumour website 'Think Secret' of which one of the conditions is the aforementioned website shuts down. Apparently Apple doesn't like the idea of blogs talking about their products before they are released. It seems to be ok though that there are dozens of analysts who do the same.

Apple and Think Secret have settled their lawsuit, reaching an agreement that results in a positive solution for both sides. As part of the confidential settlement, no sources were revealed and Think Secret will no longer be published. Nick Ciarelli, Think Secret's publisher, said "I'm pleased to have reached this amicable settlement, and will now be able to move forward with my college studies and broader journalistic pursuits."

Maybe Apple is just being a little too harsh to this one blog?
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This Ones For All The Apple Fanboys

September 18th 2007 17:35
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IT's a sad state of affairs when a company can screw over its overly loyal fanuserbase and have its own customers lay blame on something else entirely.

So the reason the iPhone does not support custom ringtones, something that has been around for quite sometime, is because the RIAA won't let Apple due to royalty disputes


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The Expensive Mac

July 18th 2007 12:37
(All prices in AUD)

So I'm going to buy a new laptop, like always I have an annoying budget keeping me from buying the most ultimate of computers, just as well I'm not in the market for one, sticking to a maximum price of $1900 and not willing to budge above $2000 (if the deal is really good) I set out


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Another reason I won't be buying a mac anytime soon, the pure humiliation of being part of a group of people who seem to pride themselves off of being dumb little kids (no, I'm not referring to the movie editors and others who own macs for very good reasons, and no, a good reason isn't that Steve Jobs is the Jesus Christ of computers).

In keeping with Apple marketting tradition (read: treating your customers like babies) a website has been launched (by said customers) titled 'My First Mac'. Like 'The Little Engine That Could' or another timeless childrens classic 'My First Book' it would appear Apple fanboys have gone to new lows in the field of fanboyism. Leading the pack of fanboys, as always, to ever lower levels.
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iPhone Terms of Service

July 11th 2007 11:01
It doesn't cost anything extra to send emails overseas, right? Do it on your iPhone and you'll be charaged extra. Thats right, send an email overseas and AT&T will charge you extra. No reason whatsoever, they're just going to go ahead and do it.

1) iPhone Requires a 2-Year Contract with AT&T


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More Holes Than Swiss Cheese

June 13th 2007 13:10
Swiss Cheese
Oh dearest Apple, didn't you know? You can't just storm into the Windows camp, claim yours is the securest and geta way with it, thats only reserved for Macs. When you come to Windows, you have to make good on your words.

Perhaps if you didn't rush it in as the 'secure alternative', you might have been spared the pain, because we all know that you can release a beta product and claim it's better than the rest, people just take your word for it, but did you have to get so cocky


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I think one of the reasons PC users don't want to own a mac is because Apple treats its users as imbeciles. On the Mighty Mouse product page Apple declares it to be a 'two button wonder', my mouse has three buttons (scroll wheel clicks), does that make it the 'Mighty Mouse 2'?

A device so easy to use no one can use it, well almost, give it to some mac geeks who'll gawk over the Shuffle will love it to bits


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Another Apple VS PC Spoof

February 8th 2007 11:20
Definitely one of the better ones out so far, I like how the inaccurate bias actually exists PC’s way, if you get your feathers all ruffled up, hey what can I say? This is what ‘Apple VS Mac’ ads are but they always go Mac’s way.

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How Easy a Mac is

February 8th 2007 10:10
So I read in the February issue of ‘Macworld’ of yet another one of those ‘from PC to Macintosh’ migrants. Jason Snell (editor) speaks of how his retired ex-executive uncle decided to move over to Mac claiming that the reason he wouldn’t move of past was because that Windows based software would not run on Mac’s and since the Mac’s switch to Intel CPU’s it has become more efficient to run Windows applications natively on OSX.

But why would his uncle move to Mac? Apparently because OSX is so much ‘easier’ to work with than Windows. The Mac Fanboys really, really, need to get their heads out of the sand if they really want to move on and properly challenge Microsoft’s dominance, there ‘once upon a time, happily ever after’ stories just doesn’t cut it, ignoring the facts does not make everything better


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PC VS Mac Spoof

February 4th 2007 21:53
Apple has been going the less than respectful route with its ‘I’m a PC, and I’m a Mac’ TV ads by misleading consumers considerably.

To that end lots of folk online have been putting their own parodies of these TV advertisements up, particularly on youtube


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