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Statistically speaking I'd say 95% of women are sociopaths while maybe 5% of men are the same. Today however I am going to be talking about a very special sociopath, a woman who is the very definition of that c word I shall not mention.

Her name is Jocelyn and from what I can see she is a self righteous control freak, feminist nut and of course, a sociopath.

Her post, 'Takin' a pot shot!' probably best describes her on a number of levels and is all I need in 'analyzing' her.

But first lets start with what she thinks of herself:


I'm a no-nonsense woman. I take what's mine, and I expect what's coming to me. Sometimes I like to play mind games. My kids are wonderful, but they're a pain in the ass too. My husband recently left us, and we couldn't be happier. If you want to get with me you'd better be ready to take care of my needs. I have no time for you no-account fools.

'My husband recently left us, and we couldn't be happier' or as I read it 'my husband recently left us and my kids better not think otherwise'. As a general rule, children do not like it when either of their parents leave, I don't care if the husband in question was abusive or retarded but by the sound of it she seems to have had something rather personal against him and is clearly willing to use her children against him, 'my kids didn't like him so there!'. So she's probably scared her children into liking that their father has left.

Well that covers control freak.

She ends with how 'if you want to get with me you'd better be ready to take care of my needs', well I don't think anyone would want to get with her but, you be the judge...


sociopath



In this post she starts by ranting and raving 'thanks for nothing' because apparently everyone in the country did not write in Hillary Clinton. Hmm. She details how she wasted her vote and some other oddball things about not paying taxes.

So we can safely assume she's in with the PUMA crowd and a feminist nut. Kind of obvious no?


Now for my favorite part,

There's the handicapped accessible stall (that's the one I like), and there's the one regular stall next to it. In order to maintain my privacy, I usually pull the door shut on the regular stall before going into the other, so it looks like they're both occupied.

What privacy? Your rights should begin and end at the walls of your stall, and fancy using the disabled one eh? That's for people who are, you know, disabled, and not mentally as you clearly are (you belong in a nut house). Now if you said something like "I couldn't hold it in and found the normal toilet occupied so I used the disabled one" you'd be justified, but using the disabled one while the toilet for the able bodied is free? Shame on you, do you park in the disabled car spaces because you figure no one disabled will be using them?

Maybe the disabled one is just cleaner and you don't want to get messy. That's fine... or maybe not, since you say,
yesterday some bitch came in ... She checked both stall doors, pulled the second door free, and made her way inside and onto the seat. Not only was I aggravated by having my privacy disturbed, but this person didn't even give me time to get up out of there before letting loose with what sounded like a broken garbage bag full of Brunswick stew.

So your privacy was invalidated because a woman came in and loudly used the toilet next to yours? Far be it for me to say but when you use a public restroom you implicitly sign a waver on such events taking place and any psychological damage it might do to you.

Oh but not you, no, this 40-something dinosaur suffering from Princess Bitch Syndrome isn't going to have none of it, so what does she do?

I wadded up a giant ball of toilet paper and sanitary seat covers, dipped it all the way into the toilet, and tossed it over the wall of the stall. As she screamed with surprise, I leaped out of my stall, flipped off the light, and ran down the hall

Once you're done taking that in, read on:

I must say, it felt damn good to stand up for myself!

So this 'brave feminist' stood up to herself by dipping her hand in a public toilet full of her own shit and throwing the contents she took out of it into the stall next to hers. Wow, real brave *claps*

Sociopath in every sense of the word.


/it's a pity she isn't a real person
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The Hysterial Progressive

Hysterial Progressive
Hysterial Progressive


Basic Description

The insane, up-herself (always a she, I haven't figured out why yet) 'look at me I'm so open minded' type of person. For these people being open minded involves accepting something for what it is rather than understanding it.

How You Can Tell They Are There

These people have a habit of being very much 'open minded' when something new and insane happens which pushes the boundaries of art or humanities though they scoff at anything that has been around for centuries. A nuclear family where the wife stays home and the husband goes out and wins bread? Perish the thought! A family composed of four parents who share sixteen children between them and openly have sex in front of them? 'Yay for progress!' so it goes.

They also have a habit of taking things very literally and are incapable of understanding the merits of sarcasm. Now I understand, the internet, yes, people will be misunderstood but please understand, if I say something like this: 'I like to rip chickens heads off and eat them raw! buahahahahaha!', they will take you literally.

In response to such satire they will probably go and create a blog or website or something and for reasons I have yet to understand, the blog, website, whatever they create has a name which needs to be abbreviated, so she might go and start 'People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals or PETA for short. 'OMG look how clever and sophisticated I am!' they think to themselves as they conjure it all up in their brains.

Their Communication Model

Many types of people cannot be reasoned with, however there is a special kind of inanity the hysterical progressive has. Basically, their paranoia about the world being out to get their progressive ideals mixed with her own insecurity thereof means she would rather attack a person directly rather than try to engage in any level headed discussion.

For them it isn't about being right or wrong, learning something or not (though they will claim otherwise) but it's to argue and above all be correct. Never be wrong, never give in, and never ever argue on the merits of fact because such things are the enemies of progress. If someone questions a core ideal they attack that person, not the question, but the person.

The reason for this is simple, the hysterical progressive in a bid to cover up her shortcomings as a thinking, rational, logical human being has created a cloud of confusion around her mind so dense that they create electrical storms which often times fry her brain. Sometimes it gives off the smell of bacon.

Why They Are The Way They Are

Hysterical Progressives usually grow up in a very closed environment, as a whiplash response they do a complete 180 sometime during puberty. It is supposed to be an attempt to make up for years of suffering which they will exaggerate to justify their own bent views of the world and attack other people for lacking the same kind of perspective they have. For example a hysterical progressive might have once been to a chicken slaughter house as a girl which shocked her. After growing up she will probably exclaim ‘every day I grew up I saw animals being maimed and killed! Enough of this animal abuse I say! *nibbles on carrot*’, ‘what? You disagree? Well you sir did not grow up in the same oppressive environment I was! You lack the insight I have!’

To Conclude

Hysterical Progressives are just desperately trying to have a feeling of worth in this cruel world where blabbering shit is not enough to give you any kind of recognition.
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Delete Cookies!?

May 29th 2008 12:40
WHY did it take so long for this to be made into a comic strip?


Delete Cookies!?
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China’s cyber warfare army is marching on, and India is suffering silently. Over the past one and a half years, officials said, China has mounted almost daily attacks on Indian computer networks, both government and private, showing its intent and capability.

The sustained assault almost coincides with the history of the present political disquiet between the two countries.

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Download this program and get access to 25 million songs for free and apparently it's legal too.
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YouTorrent

January 5th 2008 17:59
YouTorrent does not host any torrents itself but rather catalogues torrents from other websites. A bit like Torrentz except it more efficiently organizes torrents. A search for Will Smiths latest movie 'I am Legend' in YouTorrent yields a list of Torrents from all the Torrent websites in YouTorrents database with a plethora of options to modify the search criteria to your hearts content. Torrentz on the other hand simply allows you to sort by a few simple options.

YouTorrent Search Results Screen
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Here Comes Another Bubble (Web 2.0)

December 27th 2007 08:27
Web 2.0 is just another bubble.

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Apple Continues War Against Blogs

December 23rd 2007 10:28
Who said Apple was into all the hip stuff? When it involves something as incriminating as rumours or comments about Apple's behaviour or even comment on matters as a self confessed 'fake' Apple employee and (*gasp*) Apple attacks. Now famous Steve Jobs impersonator 'Fake Steve Jobs' is being threatened by the Apple legal team.

From his Blog


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The Most Romantic Comic Strip Ever

November 14th 2007 04:19
Romantic Comic Strip
Brought to you by XKCD
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Oink Pig Shut Down
This Little Piggy Got Shutdown
Title long? Well good, because I am trying to express my sadness for a service (whose existence was not even worthy of a Wiki entry) which was shutdown by a global RIAA conspiricy.

So the internet is with one less bittorrent tracker, it's over now isn't it? The common argument (or more like justification) for using Bittorrent to download music is because fans are looking for a quick and easy way to get music and paid alternatives often times aren't good enough. iTunes apparently has popups and DRM (which is from what I understand impossible to circumvent) then theres Amazon which provides DRM free tracks but... well thats Amazon


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The Obsession

October 27th 2007 17:25
It would seem that Little Green Footballs has a hard time dealing with all that Daily Kos branded popularity and like a bitter child has been dedicating lots and lots of time attacking the more liberal blog.

The exact words "Daily Kos" is mentioned 54,300 times on the LGF blog as according to Google while the exact words, in the exact order, "Little Green Footballs" is listed a mere 1,250 times on the Daily Kos blog. What’s going on? Is Little Green Footballs mission statement to hate everyone more than anyone could possibly hate it and its members


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Office Live, much like a certain other service, is a free online Office Suite. Just like the previous mentioned competition Office Live ties in with a universal username/password combination, basically ifyou already own a Microsoft Live account (i.e. hotmail) then you have access to this free service, albeit you still have to pre-register for it.

This step may not be necessary in the not too distant future when the software goes 'live' (so to speak


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FINALLY! MySpace to Copy Facebook

October 18th 2007 13:18
Murdoch
Maaan, Murdoch Looks Scary As Shit
Before anyone gets all fuming, please, calm down. I don't care and neither should you. Facebook did a wonderful thing by opening up its platform and it's great to see MySpace following suit. Competition is good, copying is good, it's all good.

MySpace is going open platform means a lot of the widgets and gadgets that up until now only Facebook has benefited from will carry over. It will start when a list of existing widgets made by third parties becomes available to MySpace users and will carry on from there, probably with a complete SDK


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Google Has Adsensed YouTube

October 9th 2007 18:24
I admit that I was a little bit sceptical when Google Adsense started employing picture based ads instead of just text based ones. While more in your face such a thing felt too intrusive and against Googles basic premise.

Looks like Google doesn't care what I think (and why should they?) as they have now added adsense to YouTube. Ads can now be tacked onto your youtube vides, meaning the random video content on your site when clicked also gives you some money


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