My Full Name, and Why I Loath To Put it Online

Some Orblers may know that I am reluctant to give out my full name, it probably first came to light with the 'Google ex date' post (apologies, I can't find the link).

Fact of the matter is I'm convinced someone I know (or knew) in real life played one massive prank on me, or it's just amazing coincedence.

I think I'm ready to reveal my full name and just laugh it off...

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You can all stop laughing now...

...no really, thats not me.

Yeah ok, just keep laughing.

God damn it if thats real then all I can say is 'wow, were light years apart!'.

Seriously, I need someone to tell me 'wow thats funny, is that you?' so I know you guys are taking this sarcastically and know it isn't me... otherwise I'm just going to whither away and die.

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Comment by Jay

May 7th 2007 13:47

Awesome site

Comment by Ahmed

May 7th 2007 13:48

Video Gamer Kids
Little Green Foosballs
PolyKicks

Yep, glad you liked it

Comment by Jay

May 7th 2007 13:50

You'll note that the Jesca Simson link goes to a page correctly named jessica-simpson.html. I think it is a fake

Comment by Ahmed

May 7th 2007 13:54

Video Gamer Kids
Little Green Foosballs
PolyKicks

I must congratulate whoever it is who made that website, the broken English is spot on.

Comment by Jay

May 7th 2007 14:14

Yup - almost as if it was Sacha Baron Cohen himself...

Comment by Ahmed

May 7th 2007 14:16

Video Gamer Kids
Little Green Foosballs
PolyKicks

heh, you know he was planning on doing another movie playing as 'Bruno'?

I think that got canceled (for obvious reasons)...

Comment by Jay

May 7th 2007 14:19

I've never seen him as Bruno, but it sounds just as sickeningly awkward, and therefore hilarious!?

Comment by Ahmed

May 7th 2007 14:21

Video Gamer Kids
Little Green Foosballs
PolyKicks

Ironic actually.

Borat the homophobe

Bruno the gay fashion TV show host.

Comment by Philip Sharp

May 7th 2007 20:17

ICONOCLASTEROID
Tokenspark: Super Capsule Tokyo Blast!!!

Hey, man, at least your name isn't boring. I got stuck with "Phil Sharp."

That's the kind of name you expect your mildly perverted uncle to have. Or, at least in sitcoms, it's always the name of some quirky neighbor or beyond-hope nerd.

God dammit.

Comment by Ahmed

May 8th 2007 00:03

Video Gamer Kids
Little Green Foosballs
PolyKicks

yeah, so my name is awesome because when you google i t, it take syou to a 'beautiful ladies site'? Makes all the difference

I've neveer known anyone called philip, much less philip sharp... see? thats unique and cool.

Comment by Philip Sharp

May 8th 2007 00:08

ICONOCLASTEROID
Tokenspark: Super Capsule Tokyo Blast!!!

There's actually a famous professor in the sciences with my name.

The bastard.

Comment by Ahmed

May 8th 2007 00:12

Video Gamer Kids
Little Green Foosballs
PolyKicks

hah, that sucks. He must be the odd ball uncle of another family

Comment by Philip Sharp

May 8th 2007 00:17

ICONOCLASTEROID
Tokenspark: Super Capsule Tokyo Blast!!!

I'm going to be a professor in something COOL, for one thing.

I'll publish under P. Sharp. And I'll start a rumor that "P" stands for... well.. .you know.

Comment by Ahmed

May 8th 2007 00:20

Video Gamer Kids
Little Green Foosballs
PolyKicks

heh, ok.

Everyone will laugh at you

Comment by Philip Sharp

May 8th 2007 00:21

ICONOCLASTEROID
Tokenspark: Super Capsule Tokyo Blast!!!

Better to be laughed at than yawned at.

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