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My God You’ve Gotten Fat

January 22nd 2007 16:36
I love that line from Pixar’s ‘The Incredibles’, just love it. It is the epitome of comic wit and timing.

Well I’m a plagiarist first and original content creator second, so upon deciding to give myspace a run through to see if I could find anyone from my long lost (and never to be forgotten) past I was thinking of how fat everyone would be now.

To my surprise my high school has about 220(ish) pupils (mostly ex-pupils) members on myspace. Well DAMN, a friend of mine did a search on his old high school and came up with ZERO results.


Jeeze I thought to myself, my old high school sure had a lot of trashy people (no surprises really). Well after hours of going through all 220(ish) entries I can safely say I remember ZERO people.

Except one person, not sure if it’s the same person but it probably is, my god he’s gotten fat. Not really, he always had a plump’n’ripe mid section.

Actually I recommend people try finding long lost friends on myspace, the high school search thing really helped out by narrowing down the list of members from a few million to a couple of hundred.

Now excuse me while I go gawk over ex-flames </sarcasm>
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Comment by Claire S

January 22nd 2007 18:22
I ran into an ex boyfriend a few years ago who'd treated me like crap. He was really good looking back in the day (maybe two years before) so it was a surprise to see him about forty pounds heavier (!!) with glasses and a mousy haircut. I barely recognized him until he said hi. Now I think I believe in karma.

Comment by Ahmed

January 22nd 2007 18:29
I believe in jerkiness finding its way to the skin, it always does.

Remarkable how often universal looks (such as wrinkles, hair styles etc) can tell the bad qualities of a person.

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