Screwing With Nature
May 13th 2007 13:47
While we can make great headways in our society we can't fight our physical make up, we can't have sex like rabbits lest we get STD's, we can't prolong our own lives lest we live in misery and we certainly can't have babies at the tender age of 60 lest we be jerks.
Think about it, after thousands of years of developing we as humans have been fine tuned to make babies at a young age, somewhere between 16 and 30 is probably the ideal age, statistically speaking once you reach 40 the chances of you producing mutant offspring increases considerably.
Of course we being the greedy bastards that we are have found a way to have babies at the ripe old age of 60, too bad we haven't come up with something that guarantee us life up until 100 years of age otherwise the idea of letting a baby sag out of you at 60 just might have been a good idea.
So what will this woman provide for her kids? She'll be in a nursing home by the time her children are in high school, imagine getting teased to hell and back. On top of that when you're old you simply lack the stamina to raise kids, in truth when you're at that age you're looking for grand kids, not just kids.
Bleh, society is so screwed.
But whatever.
In other news this video had me cracking up:
Think about it, after thousands of years of developing we as humans have been fine tuned to make babies at a young age, somewhere between 16 and 30 is probably the ideal age, statistically speaking once you reach 40 the chances of you producing mutant offspring increases considerably.
Of course we being the greedy bastards that we are have found a way to have babies at the ripe old age of 60, too bad we haven't come up with something that guarantee us life up until 100 years of age otherwise the idea of letting a baby sag out of you at 60 just might have been a good idea.
So what will this woman provide for her kids? She'll be in a nursing home by the time her children are in high school, imagine getting teased to hell and back. On top of that when you're old you simply lack the stamina to raise kids, in truth when you're at that age you're looking for grand kids, not just kids.
Bleh, society is so screwed.
But whatever.
In other news this video had me cracking up:
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