Shelley The Republican : The Freedom Blog
March 7th 2007 13:41
www.shelleytherepublican.com
Ever notice how conservative republicans always clamber onto each other to have the biggest picture of the American Flag possible on their respective website? Like it means something about their patriotism.
Isn’t it also strange how these same republics are the first to try to ban freedom of speech, amongst other things, in their same websites? If I’ve learned anything browsing the internet it’s that you will never find someone who’s too conservative to be a fake, you never know what knew one those crazy conservatives will pull.
Enter Shelley the Republican, she puts Orbles own two far right wing neo-cons to shame, she’s the man… or the girl or both combined into one. She’s so conservative that she refused to have a baby without her husband paying her, since anything free is obviously communist like and unpatriotic.
She of course also has the biggest American flag she could fit on her little site. It’s all (not) free and good in the end.
Spotlight posts on her freedom blog:
Heritage not Hate
Liberals Must Die
Yes the site is in satire
Ever notice how conservative republicans always clamber onto each other to have the biggest picture of the American Flag possible on their respective website? Like it means something about their patriotism.
Isn’t it also strange how these same republics are the first to try to ban freedom of speech, amongst other things, in their same websites? If I’ve learned anything browsing the internet it’s that you will never find someone who’s too conservative to be a fake, you never know what knew one those crazy conservatives will pull.
Enter Shelley the Republican, she puts Orbles own two far right wing neo-cons to shame, she’s the man… or the girl or both combined into one. She’s so conservative that she refused to have a baby without her husband paying her, since anything free is obviously communist like and unpatriotic.
She of course also has the biggest American flag she could fit on her little site. It’s all (not) free and good in the end.
Spotlight posts on her freedom blog:
Heritage not Hate
Actually, there’s nothing wrong with slavery anyway. It’s biblically sanctioned. Just read this beautiful passage from Leviticus, as just one of the many examples.
Leviticus 25:44-46:
“Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property. You can will them to your children as inherited property and can make them slaves for life, but you must not rule over your fellow Israelites ruthlessly.”
Isn’t the Bible great? If we followed it’s laws rather than the mad pronouncements of politically correct feminazis things would work a lot better round here, I can tell you!
Leviticus 25:44-46:
“Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property. You can will them to your children as inherited property and can make them slaves for life, but you must not rule over your fellow Israelites ruthlessly.”
Liberals Must Die
Friends,
One of the great things about the Internet is that it’s a great information resource for homeschoolers. There was a time when looking up information on the Internet was like being forced to attend a DNC rally in drag. The liberal bias was overwhelming and most sensible parents simply banned their children from using the Internet.
One of the great things about the Internet is that it’s a great information resource for homeschoolers. There was a time when looking up information on the Internet was like being forced to attend a DNC rally in drag. The liberal bias was overwhelming and most sensible parents simply banned their children from using the Internet.
Yes the site is in satire
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Comment by Bhumika
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Comment by Brenton
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Mommy, why do they hate us?
They hate us because we believe in freedom.
They hate us because we wear hats.
They hate us because we play baseball when all they have is soccer.
They hate our stylish clothing.
They hate how we have 31 flavors of ice cream.
They hate us for our nice cars and garages to put those cars in and beautiful homes attached to those garages
They hate us because our Lord, Jesus Christ, loves us and would never ask us to blow ourselves up
They hate us because we are Americans living in America the land of the free and the home of the brave.
Comment by Ahmed
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Otherwise known as a neo-con.
Comment by Damo
Why do they hate us mommy?
The hate us because make deals that denigh them freedom.
The hate use because they are forced to make hats for multinational and only get $1 a day in a sweat shop.
They hate us because we play with their nations and lifes as if it was a baseball game.
They hate out stupid fashions(Puffy pants and stupid baseball hats)
They hate us because we live so high off the fat of the rest of the countries we exploit.
They hate us because we can say Jesus told me to so it. We would say that even if we were crucifying Jesus. Hey isn't that clever.
They hate us because we love the sound of the word freedom but have no concept of what it actually means.
Actually they don't really hate us but we must say that they do in order to stir up hatred in my own nation.
Funny site. If it was an Arab site saying the same things about Iraq it would held up as example of how evil the whole Arab world is. But in America, we have this rubbish presented as normal.
Comment by Ahmed
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Comment by Francis
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I'd love to know what bible verse she pulled out of the luminiferous aether to justify being paid to bear her husband's kids. Did she install a coin meter in her bra for breast-feeding?
Comment by Ahmed
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I just don't want to mention it here :-8
Comment by Damo
I think I know where the coin slot is.
Comment by Francis
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Heh- now I'm thinking back to Family Guy, and where Quagmire slid his credit card in a stripper...
Comment by Ahmed
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Comment by JohnDoe
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The thing that surprises me the most is that preaching hate, encouraging war and promoting racism is considered conservative and pro freedom.....anyone who reads books ,investigates both sides or thinks about consequences before acting is Liberal...doesnt that seem backwards.
What is more radical than war and worshipping money above human life?
Comment by Ahmed
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Oh well, what can we do but hope they don't take over the world. It's an interesting one though, i isn't happening despite the political climate kind of demanding everyone be taken over by extremism. I think the internet is slowing down negative propoganda, it no longer is watching and believing Fox News, people go online and find their news direct from the source. So it is kind of hard to launch a Nazi like government revolution (and thank god to that).
Comment by Anonymous
I like to think of myself as a neo-con, but I don't think I'm quite so far right as Shelley. I hate the name Shelley. I'll curse it til the day I die. Personally, I am all for capital punishment and I think if murder is witnessed, taped or other undeniable evidence presented then they should die for it. Go Liberals. I hate the way Labour governments manage funds.
- Anthony
Comment by Ahmed
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Anyway, it's good to know you're not crazy (i.e. you're not shelley)