Spam, Advertising Slaves?

Spam emails, annoying as hell sometimes. I don't get much of it, I don't know why, maybe because I keep my email private to myself and a select few others and keep away from signing up on shoddy websites with it. THat isn't to say I don't get any spam emails, like most people, of the spam I get some of them turn out to be quite odd.

I have no idea who Slava is, but she must be desperate if she's sending random people emails hoping to score a prince charming of sorts:

I greet you

As any person I have some shortcomings. I am often late for some meeting. I
am a very emotional person, so I can become upset very quickly, but I
recover quickly too. I consider myself a kind, easy-going, cheerful girl. I
wish that in my future family there will never be any reason for jealousy. I
can forgive everything except betrayal. What else to tell you???? I don't
smoke, have never taken drugs. I am the one you've been looking for all your
life!
I hope that this starts to give you a more complete picture of my life and
of who I am. You will need to have a very complete picture of my life
because we ought to use our chance and continue our relationship from
friends towards what I think we both want it to become. I am waiting at
]Really Long Link and hope that you have a lot to tell me too.

Sincerely yourth

Slava

Clearly 'inglish' isn't her first language, my guess is she's slovenian or something. I'm getting the feeling this is one of those 'import your wife from overseas' deals where you got some woman to come over from Europe and work like a slave under the threat of deportation should she not do as she is told.

I have to say, I like the fact she doesn't do drugs/smokes, obviously no one wants a drug addicted house slave. Then again, all the easier to manipulate if drugs are plenty wherever you come from.

She doesn't really hold back either, she wants to move over from 'friends' towards something, I wonder what she's thinking. If she really is thinking what I"m thinking then no, I'm not too interested in having some sort of eastern european slave cleaning my dishes.

As for the link, don't visit it, better not, danger awaits ye. Gah, ok, I just visited it (couldn't resist), mostly safe site, seems to be some elaborate way of advertising yet another social networking site (or just another phishing site, but who am I to say?). From Ukraine (not Slovenia) and yes, she has the domestic thing down to a science, loves her house and her cousine cooking. Great, I hope Ukraine dishes are mostly halal

Bare in mind I, like most people, don't just get these oddball emails, I have my fair share of penis enlargment ads. Clearly those sick bastards have been spying on me measuring myself because they really seem to know which product I'm looking for:

Hello Frak
The feeling is great when you see it get bigger and bigger

mahsun shear
http://pintpong.info/

Whose Frak?

Hello Penland
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emma Mekdara
http://mapkuist.com/

Today? Mmm, does it come in green?

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