The Small Penis
June 2nd 2007 14:07
I tend to be put off by vulgar or low brow jokes, I'm more of a Black Adder type of guy than Mr. Bean, there was this one time I thought up the most depraved and sexist joke this side of the galaxy, no way in hell will I ever say it.
But this isn't about me, this is about the galaxy, this is about one day communicating with aliens from another world, this is about how aliens will think were a bunch of freaks who did not evolve proper via natural selection and have found the need to walk around showing off a mans penis yet pretend the womans 'sensitive' area is next to non-existant (bleh ok, I'm just waiting to be laughed at right now).
Just think about it, aliens look at that picture and look at the womans crotch, then they look at a picture of Britney Spears, it just doesn't add up, what will they think of us?
Nasa sent a capsule up into space so that aliens might see it, I don't know what aliens will make of it, though...
In hindsight (and sight of the penis) the artist might have been a woman. Statistically speaking more women think a mans penis is smaller than men do, I don't know... I'm just a boy.
But this isn't about me, this is about the galaxy, this is about one day communicating with aliens from another world, this is about how aliens will think were a bunch of freaks who did not evolve proper via natural selection and have found the need to walk around showing off a mans penis yet pretend the womans 'sensitive' area is next to non-existant (bleh ok, I'm just waiting to be laughed at right now).
Just think about it, aliens look at that picture and look at the womans crotch, then they look at a picture of Britney Spears, it just doesn't add up, what will they think of us?
Nasa sent a capsule up into space so that aliens might see it, I don't know what aliens will make of it, though...
In hindsight (and sight of the penis) the artist might have been a woman. Statistically speaking more women think a mans penis is smaller than men do, I don't know... I'm just a boy.
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Comment by katyzzz
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I guess it's a matter of what goes up must come down.
What's one man's meat is another man's poison.
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
C'est tout!
katyzzz
Comment by Adrienne
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Comment by yoda76
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You've outdone yourself, Ahmed.
Comment by Cibbuano
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ha ha ha!
We sent that out into space? It's like intergalactic insecurity!
Comment by D. Armenta
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What constitutes bad manners?
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Vulgar humor can be quite clever and funny. Take the idea of this picture and post, for instance..
Let yourself go, Ahmed! You know you wanna do it--embrace vulgarity!
Speaking of which.. in a rather interesting choice of ad, Google has seen fit to post an enormous banner right below yours that says:
THE FART BUTTON. Press it. You know you want to.
HAHAHAhahahahahahhahhh!!!
Comment by Ahmed
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Platinum comesn ext...
Comment by D. Armenta
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What constitutes bad manners?
The male mystique
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Now the ad is "Make your penis bigger"--just keeps getting funnier!!
Comment by Ahmed
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