True or False ooorrr... something...
May 12th 2007 14:01
I always thought I was bad at multiple choice tests, really, truly, everytime theres a multiple choice question I'm not so sure about I always get it wrong, if I'm debating if its A or D I always choose the wrong one between the two, it's just my luck, which is to say, not much.
Actually my luck is usually pretty terrible, I was playing a boardgame once and lost everytime, dismally, in an effort to make things fair the other three players decided to give me three rolls of the dice and take the best of the three rolls, simply because I kept on losing because I couldn't get a decent roll, I kid you not, not even after the three rolls would I get something good.
Just out of luck, though I'm glad to say, this guys not only out of luck, he's out of his mind!
A letter from the professor to the failing student,
Woops...
Actually my luck is usually pretty terrible, I was playing a boardgame once and lost everytime, dismally, in an effort to make things fair the other three players decided to give me three rolls of the dice and take the best of the three rolls, simply because I kept on losing because I couldn't get a decent roll, I kid you not, not even after the three rolls would I get something good.
Just out of luck, though I'm glad to say, this guys not only out of luck, he's out of his mind!
A letter from the professor to the failing student,
Dear Michael,
Every year I attempt to boost my students' final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.
There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It's as if you didn't look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!
May God have mercy on your soul.
Sincerely,
Professor William Turner
P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C
Every year I attempt to boost my students' final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.
There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It's as if you didn't look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!
May God have mercy on your soul.
Sincerely,
Professor William Turner
P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C
Woops...
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