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Why Conservatives Are Just Not Funny

April 4th 2007 13:52
The Half Hour News Hour (which even had the name stolen from an older TV show) has been on and around for a while, though not making much of a splash on youtube I do try to look over the fence every once in a while to remind myself that there are people with other opinions which I must respect (though they never seem to return the favor, like a 102 year old Widowed woman living next door to you with her many cats).

I don't understand how 'The Half Hour News Hour' could be funny, I know what funny is, even if I am on the butt end of the joke I know what funny is, funny is confidence, funny is keeping a straight face, funny is keeping your tone consistent (unless the joke involves a lack of consistent tone which is another story all together), most importantly, funny is when you treat your audience with respect and not treat them like a bunch of pre-schoolers watching Playschool, to do that you have to have a little bit of humiliation, ease up a little, something conservatives don't even understand.


Which brings me to my little itch that needs a scratch, why did the people cast the same folks from Playschool in the show? They treat the viewer like kids, they go with their rising and falling tones to emphasize key points like the audience needs it shoved down its collective throat to get the 'gag'.

Don't take my word for it, take a look,



But hey, activists can really show something funny, even if it involves poking fun at conservative hypocrisies





The reason conservatives are not funny is because they lack humiliation, other things contribute as I've already mentioned but their extreme arrogance really does most of the work for them. They are hypocrites, they aren't noble, they only do things for their own good, not for anyone else's good as they would claim, thats why they aren't funny, they never were and they never will be.

They are the product of greedy corporations and as a result, well, greedy corporations just aren't funny no matter how hard they try.
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Comment by Bhumika

April 4th 2007 17:16
love the title of this post..aha!!

Comment by yoda76

April 4th 2007 22:18
Wow! O'Reilly sucks more than I thought!

At the end of the day, though, hypocrite or not makes no difference - he is a NewsCorp product like any other. Giving NewCorp BOTH sides of the market.

Conservatives aren't funny - except for being conservative. And that's a scary kinda funny.

Do you mean humility, by the way? 'Cause cons don't have it, but I sure has hell would like to see a few humiliated!!

;o)

Comment by Damo

April 5th 2007 00:25
I think that humour should at least be funny.
What is really funny is when people take themselves too serious.

I keep saying that Murdock is a bad hombre but who believes me?

Comment by yoda76

April 5th 2007 00:27
"outFOXED" is all the proof you need.


Comment by Ahmed

April 5th 2007 00:52
I mean humility as in being a little relaxed, giving the other person a fair say, letting real people in on gags and giving them turns, The Daily Show has had heaps of real guests and anyone can see the host isn't being a tight arse trying to hog everything for himself wherein the half hour news hour hasn't ever had any real life guests yet it still looks like the actors are fighting over dominance, see their varying and exaggerated expressions and such? Come on, thats playschool style stage stealing if I've ever seen it.

Comment by KylieW

April 5th 2007 07:08
Yeah, I'm failing to see much humour in that. I like my funny stuff to actually be funny....but then I'm weird like that. lol.

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