Why Neo-Cons Are Like and Are Unlike Microsoft
April 4th 2007 13:29
They are like Microsoft because the bastards want to get their hands into everything, they are unlike Microsoft because everything they do get their greasy hands into only benefits themselves and no one else.
Oh, and they are Luddites, just about every obstacle in the past ten years that have stopped the progression of technology from medicine to the internet has come from conservatives, to put more specifically, neo-conservatives backed by average Joe conservative (who isn't too smart).
George Bush has just about destroyed planet earth as we know it, in fact the only progress to technology that has come from conservative governments in the past, god knows how long, before I was bloody well born, has come only to benefit corporations.
Why they exist is beyond me, I guess they are their filling a niche, someones gotta be that dumb to balance the world out, and they are the ones.
Bill Clinton led the longest economic growth in US history, and reduced the number of Americans on welfare to the lowest it has been in 30 years, they kicked him out because he got weak and let some random woman suck his dick. They say he's an incompetent president, because he was sex crazed, god knows, if thats how good sex crazed presidents are I think it's about time Mr. Bush started taking some Viagra.
Oh, and they are Luddites, just about every obstacle in the past ten years that have stopped the progression of technology from medicine to the internet has come from conservatives, to put more specifically, neo-conservatives backed by average Joe conservative (who isn't too smart).
George Bush has just about destroyed planet earth as we know it, in fact the only progress to technology that has come from conservative governments in the past, god knows how long, before I was bloody well born, has come only to benefit corporations.
Why they exist is beyond me, I guess they are their filling a niche, someones gotta be that dumb to balance the world out, and they are the ones.
Bill Clinton led the longest economic growth in US history, and reduced the number of Americans on welfare to the lowest it has been in 30 years, they kicked him out because he got weak and let some random woman suck his dick. They say he's an incompetent president, because he was sex crazed, god knows, if thats how good sex crazed presidents are I think it's about time Mr. Bush started taking some Viagra.
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Comment by yoda76
The Tube Blog
But I shall refrain, and say only - Amen.
Comment by Francis
Passionate Apathy
In fact Bill Clinton served as long as is legally possible. His mistake wasn't so much not being picky about where he put his prick, but once caught he tried to weasel out, instead of just saying "Okay, any questions about actual matters of state? Anything more important than my personal life?"
Bush doesn't need Viagra, he needs a Krell Brain Boost.
Comment by Ahmed
Video Gamer Kids
Little Green Foosballs
PolyKicks
Maybe some Red Bull? That would be alright, maybe he'll grow some wings and fly off... to the moon.