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New 3D Technology Makes You Look Awesome

December 27th 2007 07:04
Face recognition for what its meant for - making you look like a skank!



Something tells me this technology is going to be abused to hell and back in the world of internet chatrooms. Apparently there's a good chance it will make its debut for consumers on the Playstation 3.



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Dumb Blonde Kills Three in Suicide

October 31st 2007 18:36
A dumb blonde decided she had enough and crashed her car instantly killing three people in the car she crashed into. She survived with a broken angle.

She will now be sentenced to death leaving behind a legacy of dumb blonde jokes.


So the last part was not true, but the rest of it is. Dumb blonde wants to commit suicide, rams into another car, kills three people, survivies with a broken ankle. Isn't life just wonderful? It's like the whole Britney Spears thing except she's younger.


The only way this could become more surreal is if she gets sent to death row and subsequently put under suicide watch. God knows how many more peoples lives will be at risk should she try to kill herself again!
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A Still Image, In a Sense

September 29th 2007 20:12
In a sense this image is still, it doesn't move, there is no animation in it what to speak of.

But theres something alive in it...

Non Animated Image
Click On it to Fullscreen It, Then See It in Motion
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Lizard Lounges About

September 28th 2007 12:14
The following image is supposedly 100% real, the lizard was trained by some guy with too much time on his hands.

Lizard Leaning Back
Is This For Real?

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Fox News Informs of the 'Anonymous Threat'

September 22nd 2007 05:01
Don't you just love it when abused and insulted by a random dude online under the alias of 'anonymous'? We assume they're just lil 13 year old kids too afraid to leave any sort of footprint on the interwebs with their cussing (in case their mum finds out). Well it turns out that isn't true, Fox News investigated the Anonymous and found out it is an organized hacker group!


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Chinese Women Want Bill Gates Sperm!

July 3rd 2007 04:32
Second only to some random famous actor, Chinese women want Bill Gates sperm. Hell, Brad Pitt barely came through at number 10, David Beckham at 5, but sexy, charming computer nerd Bill Gates gets second place! Hubba Hubba!

Complete list


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Hahaha - Rollercoaster Train

June 21st 2007 15:21



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The *Real* Woodsman

June 17th 2007 04:38
That must be the most uncomfortable jacket ever!

Wooden Jacket

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Wow, Is it the Apocalypse Already!?

June 9th 2007 02:26
I thought cool over sized vehicles that served extremely mundane tasks were reserved for the apocalypse, but apparently we've hit the jack pot already! Check this sucker out,


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Baby Stingray

June 4th 2007 08:20
Looks very much like an alien...

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Only in America...

May 31st 2007 02:20
Liberal gun laws? Try liberal tank laws...

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Holy Crap That Pig is HUUUUGE!

May 26th 2007 02:05
I don't believe thats a pig. Damn.

Big Pig

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Not Real

May 23rd 2007 03:20
It also isn't computer generated...

Fake
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Woops

May 5th 2007 11:24
Woops doesn't do this justice, woops is said within the context of 'woops, I forgot the car keys in the car', this is one of those 'I forgot I wasn't supposed to air this video because the Israeli Defense Force (IDF) didn't want anyone seeing it, oh well, I need the ratings' situations.


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